So, I was going to try super low-carb paleo-type dieting

I made it 20 hours before the horrifying tummy troubles started.

I don't know what's wrong with me -- body-wise. I can't seem to settle, not in my heart, not in my body, not in anything. It's like I've come undone internally.

*sighs*

Okay, making an appointment with Dr. Amy. Now.